viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021

Viking Enema

Buffet style all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Look at the selection! We could eat until we explode. This place is a real Viking Enema.

by Erinyessa June 11, 2021

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 3, 2021

Viking style

When the guy wants to have sex with his wife or girlfriend and she says no, but you fuck her anyway

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex with me, so we did it viking style

by RiderNose October 17, 2025

Viking

Viking (verb)

To chill with feral delight; to revel in the moment with a wildhearted ease, equal parts relaxed and unhinged, like a beast sunbathing after pillage.

Ex: “Also I listened to the last song I sent you, and when it ended it immediately transitioned to Shoop by salt n peppa and I'm absolutely viking with it”

by Moonwench May 11, 2025

Water Vikings of Club Penguin

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur

“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”

by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 26, 2025