viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

Viking a party

To arrive at a party, take all of the women and leave.

Alex: Hey Joel. Did you Viking a party last night?
Joel: Of course I did.

by THEPOOBANDIT January 17, 2017

viking whore

Celice is Viking Whore

“Omg is that Celice?!”
“No it’s viking whore”

by Salat May 5, 2020

Viking Burial

Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.

Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?

Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.

Person 1: Niceeee

by LOlItSTrUe June 12, 2020

viking special

After a Viking beat you in a fight, they will proceed to bend you over and give you the Viking dick. He will ride you from the back, leaving you destroyed and exhausted. For the finisher the Viking will choke you out with his long, rope like, penis. After all of that, the Viking will continue to pillage and rape your family.

Oh no, not the Viking special!

by Treesmash123 November 2, 2020

Vike

Vike is the kindest person you'll come across. He is patient and sweet.

Most importantly he is the most good looking person and sexy in everything he does. He is someone who'll make you want to be kinder and love.

Hi my name is VIKE

by Aandoahvenw November 24, 2021

Viking

A tall hairy Thai man that is prepared to destroy anyone that comes in his way with his penis.

Viking raided a house full of women and destroyed all of them.

by MadarchodCibai November 23, 2021