when someone engages you or a group in conversation that consists of them telling you repeatedly on how to do your job, what a great job that you are doing or they heap unnecessary/over exaggerated praise all the while maintaining a air of superiority over you or the group they are addressing.
as we labored in the hot afternoon sun, Dean stood a few hundred meters away on a small knoll.
His arms across his chest he surveyed us as we worked, watching each man doing his assigned task under the watchful eye of the owner.
The air of self importance permeated from Dean, he was after all...all that and a bag of chips
With little thought to our schedule Dean stopped us from our respective duty's to have a meeting.
During the course of this meeting we were informed that indeed we were doing our jobs correctly, that together we can get this done and how appreciative he was of all our hard work and talked of spending time on his speed boat with some of us if we could just work a little harder to ensure we were done by weeks end.
Ah the proverbial carrot had been dangled, time on the weekend with the boss on his boat....
Alas all I could say after Dean left was "well boys, that was your verbal circle jerk for the day, I guess if we work any harder then we have we get to hang out with that douchbag on the weekend..any takers?"
We went back to work and took it down a notch after that, after all is was a hot summers day.
His arms across his chest he surveyed us as we worked, watching each man doing his assigned task under the watchful eye of the owner.
The air of self importance permeated from Dean, he was after all...all that and a bag of chips
With little thought to our schedule Dean stopped us from our respective duty's to have a meeting.
During the course of this meeting we were informed that indeed we were doing our jobs correctly, that together we can get this done and how appreciative he was of all our hard work and talked of spending time on his speed boat with some of us if we could just work a little harder to ensure we were done by weeks end.
Ah the proverbial carrot had been dangled, time on the weekend with the boss on his boat....
Alas all I could say after Dean left was "well boys, that was your verbal circle jerk for the day, I guess if we work any harder then we have we get to hang out with that douchbag on the weekend..any takers?"
We went back to work and took it down a notch after that, after all is was a hot summers day.
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
Get the verbal circle jerkmug. Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)
by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009
Get the Severe Verbal Diarrheamug. When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.
I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard
by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010
Get the Random Verbal Assassinationmug. Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow
by Snuffi August 23, 2022
Get the verbal ball massagemug. An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
by flufferbot June 2, 2016
Get the verbal speed bumpmug. This means you are going beyond regular conversation. You are mixing in any and all one liners, jokes and observations in a quick and witty way.
by HollyDe October 15, 2008
Get the getting down verballymug. Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
Get the verbal platinum hitmug.