Vegetarian

Someone who refrains from sex, despite having multiple women hanging off them.

"Aren't you sick of all those harem protagonists never getting anywhere with their girls?"
"Yeah. They're such vegetarians."

by zenaku82 August 10, 2021

Vegetarian

A fucking retard

You see that guy who regularly does not eat meat, yea he’s a vegetarian

by HerosAssasin January 21, 2019

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Vegetarian

A variant of the “Vegan” species they actually tend to be rather respectful from my experiences, and are much less insufferable than the extreme “Vegans”

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore December 14, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013