Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... September 6, 2016

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.

Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.

by False Aorta January 18, 2015

Uncle Dildo

A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.

Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.

by Dildo junior January 27, 2022

Uncle Patrick

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

by hulk_1982720 August 8, 2023