Mike Tyson Syndrome

The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.

Do you see how Garry gets treated? He must have Mike Tyson Syndrome.

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Tyson Brazil

A man who pees white when he sees Andon and Luke.

“Omg look it’s Tyson peeing white again”

“Person: Tyson Brazil must have seen Andon and Luke again”

by TysonLovesOldMen December 1, 2021

Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your partners ear. For fun with friends try the Double dirty Tyson

He was jacking off then came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

tyson

hes got a cock bigger than the observable universe

tyson is a chad

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Mike Tyson

A measurement of currency in which is 1 million USD.

"Oprah is sure worth a lot of mike tysons"
"Bill gates makes at least three mike tysons a day"

by Pixsian December 14, 2016

Tyson

A gay boy with a earring in his left ear who steals your girlfriend

Fu tyson

by Lt lilly October 11, 2018

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025