Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....

"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

twinky dinky

The resulting item when you cut off someone's male genitalia, clean it out, and restuff it with twinkie filling.

Dude, if he doesn't chill out she is gonna make a twinky dinky outta him.

by Mama Kela December 22, 2020

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.

by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017

fat twinkie

Anthony is a midget and is a loner

Anthony is a fat Twinkie

by Fat Twinkie November 25, 2016

fill the twinkie

To completely fill the female genitalia with cum and therefore the Twinkie has been filled.

The white is in!

I 'm gonna fill the Twinkie tonight!

by LeSgEtIt April 10, 2017

twinky off

were you put your dick in a twinky and jack off.

if you have a small dick u put it in a twinky and twinky off

by broncoman25 January 23, 2011