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truffle bros

Like eskimo bros, but truffle bros have both had anal sex with the same woman.
Honey, say hello to Greg. We used to wash dishes at the same Outback Steakhouse and it didn’t long for us to discover that we’re actually truffle bros.
by greystoke5000 September 2, 2025
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french truffle

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.
I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.
by JP Schlong January 4, 2014
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Snuffling for Truffles

The act of placing your your face between the arse checked of a big bottomed girl (who may or may not make the rocking world go around) and employing a vigorous tongue action to mine for nutty truffles.

May also be combined with the act of rewinding her clock
The rock chick bent over a bit too far, it took all his mental strength to not go Snuffling for Truffles rigjt then and there.
by Flappy Giblets June 21, 2025
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truffle snake

A huge long dangling cock ready to be sucked. An Emi original
Damn his truffle snake looks like it would get caught in my throat
by BreeezyB April 3, 2021
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Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful
“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”
by Dodyssey January 25, 2022
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Truffle Puff

When a guy blows his load on a girls asshole , and then she turns around and farts it in his face.
I can't get the taste of that truffle puff out of my mouth.
by Bazzled July 26, 2024
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BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
by BanterStock April 21, 2018
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