Trousercough 

Another word for farting or breaking wind, a loud rumble in your pants, or short burp from your bum without warning, or a loud intetnional cheek lifter. (could have come from russia)...

Burp, Burp,Baarrp,...Awh Man that was some trousercough, you oughta get that scene to.

Colonel Trousercough reporting for duty...(lifts cheek.. Barrpp!)

Trousercough by Andrea Gaia April 4, 2008

Trouser Sword 

a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.

a: My girlfriend was really asking for it, so I jousted her with my trouser sword.

b: I was halfway through mugging this guy when he produced his trouser sword and sent me running for my life. (this could also pertain to definition a)

Trouser Sword by omgitsabearlol June 27, 2009

trouser chicken 

Figurative slang for a cock

Watch out, it pecks and will throw up when excited

trouser chicken by Druss June 23, 2005

trouser tango 

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

trouser tango by JR April 9, 2005

Trouser Snake 

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

Trouser Snake by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018

Savoury Trouser Trout 

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

Savoury Trouser Trout by Joe Redifines The Universe October 1, 2008

A Trouser 

A pervy old guy with smelly unwashed suspicious looking trousers who creeps you out and you can smell a mile away. Best avoided at all costs especially if he leers at you or plays with his pocket billiards. The reaction to the Trouser is usually a strong gag reflex.

Watch out, there's a trouser totally checking out your ass!!

A Trouser by Blonde Beetle March 5, 2009