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a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.
a: My girlfriend was really asking for it, so I jousted her with my trouser sword.

b: I was halfway through mugging this guy when he produced his trouser sword and sent me running for my life. (this could also pertain to definition a)
by omgitsabearlol June 27, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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