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mama tried

When your mom tried to raise you like a lady and dress you cute and do your hair but you cuss like a sailor, beat up the boys, can spit loogies, And out ride them all in the trails. Daddy was a road construction worker and mama ran the local beauty shop; mama tried-but that girl got her vocabulary from the grease monkeys in the garage.
She was one of the prettiest girls in town but that mouth on her came from her daddy; mama tried.
by Feralbarbie June 6, 2024
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Tri-dick

When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."
by CarsonLaBen May 28, 2018
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Tri

A guy who pulls no bitches
His name sounds like "tree"
Also, a guy who belongs in the goddamn grass, is supposed to produce air for us, but he serves as a useless human being

( This is 100% a joke! )
"Oh look, a tree!"
"You mean a tri?"
by lybhae March 21, 2022
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Tris

tris is a very interesting specimen, they have a fat ass and a big heart! if you meet someone named tris..run! as far and as fast at you can!
Hey is that tris?…RUN!!!”
by heartsforsosa May 29, 2022
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Tri-Keta-Tops

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.
by tate21 January 22, 2024
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Upstate Tri-Thrust

A sexual position that works out triceps. The man puts his legs up on a low table or a chair while his hands are also on the edge of a different chair. The girl squats over his crotch while he does chair dips simultaneously banging the woman.
Dude, my arms are so sore from doing the upstate tri-thrust with my girlfriend last night.
by VannTheMann April 14, 2011
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