The odd hair a rare number of men grow on the head of their penis, making their cocks resemble Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.
Girl 1: Did you see Cole's penis? He's got a Tommy Pickle
Girl 2: I think it's cute
Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off
Girl 2: I think it's cute
Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off
by irehbC March 6, 2011
Get the Tommy Picklemug. Character from Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, known for his general perfection, portrayed by actor Lewis Smith.
by RickJames3000 June 17, 2013
Get the Perfect Tommymug. Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.
by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013
Get the tommy dickedmug. A overdressed dickhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest Gucci camo.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
by Kalashnikov Mania March 13, 2018
Get the tactical tommymug. a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010
Get the Tommy-Chodemug. The ultimate definition of a bad bitch. Her creativity and lyrical content can inspire anbody to be the baddest bitch in all the land.
person 1: I want to listen to an artist who is in control of all their music
Person 2: You should listen to Tommy Genesis
Person 2: You should listen to Tommy Genesis
by PPPerson with opinionss January 25, 2019
Get the tommy genesismug. Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.
Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?
by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018
Get the Tommy Jarvismug.