yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017

Kill thief

kill thief- a person in battle Royale games who often steals kills. Also when he dies says they’re one shot yet they’re full health

Dylan:I got this guy
Shannon: *one shots to kill enemy Dylan’s after* I got him!
Dylan: you fucking kill thief

by Jwill4229 July 8, 2019

mod thief

You know those mod showcase channels on YouTube who do not give the link to the modification and only put there social media stuff in the description? Yeah those guys are people I call mod thief's because one there not letting anyone know what the mod is called and two they have to be lazy as fuck for them to put a damn link in the description and three thanks to them you either have to get lucky with someone else with that mod who is unpopular (Hopefully) or search for a super long time what the mod is called but you only get nonsense in your search results | But yeah that is basically what a mod thief is.

Person 1:Dang Do you know that guy who showcases mods on his channel without giving any credit to the mod owner?
Person 2:Yeah his name is (YouTuber name) and I think he is such a big a mod thief
Person 1: Yeah agree we will never know what it's called. Thanks to him/her.

by zpowers July 7, 2023

Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020