Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Stanley

A very demure and preppy water bottle that is large in size and has a handle. If you have a fake stanley (aka a water bottle that is similar to a stanley) it is considered very undemure.

OMG! She has a FAKE STANLEY!

by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

tyler stanley

A nerdy person who lives in califronia.

Also only wears banana republic

Theres that nerd Tyler stanley

by GoodJob19383y June 8, 2016

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.

lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley

by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023

Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.

My dad was Stanley Matthew Todd

by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018