SAM

Soft As a Motherfucker. Similar to the phrase going HAM you can use the phrase going SAM to describe someone or something that is not good. This works especially well if you are talking about a person named Sam.

Awww man im doing terrible at COD right now.

Yeah i know, your really going sam.

by Alwind September 7, 2012

Sam

Sam a very attractive female, who is always misunderstood by her name, as male. She is strong willed, confident, and not afraid to speak her mind. A Sam has a very big booty, and few, but good friends. If u are a Sam u are very lucky, and will succeed in life. She is most likley to become a famous sports player or a nude model.

"Damn, bro!" Look at that Sam! I can't BELIVE u let her go!"
" I know man, worst mistake"

by ASamWhosHeard-Spamedglich August 24, 2013

SAM

Acronym for Stoned As a Motherfucker

I am SAM.

I love to eat while I am totally SAM.

by boomboombabyy October 23, 2011

Sam

Sexy ass, whore, can make any guys plessure level increase in a second. Has all the guys around her dying. Though don't want to make her mad, she can fight.

Damn Sam you so fine. you so fine you blow my mind.

by Akuma266 January 20, 2011

Sam

One with the same of Sam normally eats Ham for breakfast.

Like in the book Sam I am. I will not eat green eggs and ham!

by Brianney March 29, 2008

Sam

A beautiful, smart girl. Typically very attractive to males, and is very confident. A "Sam" usually is liked by many people. Sam is also short for Samantha, or Sammy.

"I love Sam, she is quite beautiful."
"I agree. She is amazing and totally smart."
"Damn, I wish I was Sam."h

by foodmakesmehappy December 28, 2014

Sam

The smartes, strongest sexiest guy around that all the lady's are looking for

Please there I plenty of SAM To go around

by SAM G G February 1, 2015