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Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
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Thoughen

This word means to think In your own head
, About something you can't only do with your self
As I was thoughen in my mind ., I remembered I'm not going bamboozle
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Thouheed

The Arabic word Thouheed means oneness of God. In islamic terms it means all kind of worships like prayer, fasting, pilgrimage etc.., should be performed only for the sake of God.
The Arabic word Thouheed means oneness of God. In islamic terms it means all kind of worships like prayer, fasting, pilgrimage etc.., should be performed only for the sake of God.
by XD boss November 29, 2021
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touched

"you're so touched she ghosted you"
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Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent
“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”
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Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent
“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”
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Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.
Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022
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