ain't no such things as halfway crooks

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

by timhoe December 15, 2020

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ain't yo baby daddy

Denial reply claiming that you are not the father of the woman's child

Girl, I ain't yo baby daddy!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

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goron ain't no moron

/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged

4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!

by agglerahhh January 17, 2011

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ain't no thang but a chicken wang

Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban

Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

by Esteban20 November 24, 2007

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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.

(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

by DennyJr January 17, 2007

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