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D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
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After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
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