Texpo Tang

A GUY WHO PRETENDS TO BE SMART ALL THE TIME AND GET SCOLDED BY EVERY TEACHER.

Texpo Tang is a lazy smart guy.

He shouldn’t be the VCP of the class.

by Fat duck pro December 21, 2022

capture the tang

To make a bet with your friends to see who will get pussey first.

Hammy: Yea sam i bet you cant capture the tang before me?
Sammygstrings: Oh yea ill bet YOU five dollars !!!

by samuelwhoooohooooo March 14, 2009

Tang Pipe

A gay action where one male sticks his penis in a orange or lemon then proceeds to get the other male to suck the fruit off

Male 1: I’ll blow you only if it’s a tang pipe
Male 2: Do you have any lemons or oranges
Male 1: Ya!

Male 2: Ok. Gimme 5 minutes then come back. Let the juices soak in.

by John Stiff Cock May 24, 2018

Poo tang

Eye of penis filled with shit

Oh dear i have a poo tang after slamming that ass

by Serafina86 January 31, 2018

Jack Tang

Simps over a different girl every day

Man Jack Tang is at it again smh.

by 84thoukid32 March 1, 2020

poon tang

A slang term for a woman's "cha cha".

Too bad your not a prot, 'cause I need some Goddamn poon tang.

by you don't want to know April 27, 2003

Poon-tang

The best thing to eat on a daily basis

I like to eat fresh poon-tang

by Big Smoke Dogg November 24, 2003