Iron Slide

A game in which a person in a wheelchair is captured and then rolled down an icy hill. Points are awarded based on length of time before crashing and straightness of line carved by terrified paraplegic.

I'm bored of bestiality, let's play Iron Slide!

by Oskar (not the Grouch) May 17, 2008

Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Slide Show

A list of attractive women that you will think about later, while whalin' one out

"Dude, 4 O'clock, Girl in the Hot Pants... Slide Show"

"Jessica Alba ... She's totally in the Slide Show"

by mwagner October 4, 2008

Angry Slide

When you're doing someone doggystyle at the top of a slide, and as you become bored, you push them down the slide, whilst having a friend at the bottom to empty their load onto her as she reaches the bottom.

I was out with margaret yesterday and we got bored so we decided to perform an angry slide while Jim emptied his load on her at the bottom for me.

by bumchum4u January 6, 2010

Jubi slide

A dance that appears to be sideways moon walking

You want to jubi slide race?

by Yourmotherfucker94464836473363 September 25, 2023

Dead Slide

A term usually used in videogames, typically in first-person shooters, when a player intends to slide as an evasive maneuver, but accidentally crouches, which usually gets the player killed instead.

"Bro I almost had him, but i had a fuckin' Dead Slide around the corner and he shot me!"

by 4Star September 5, 2023

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010