Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos
Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.
by RobotMonkey34 December 06, 2023
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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
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crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!
by ogmack122 June 30, 2017
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the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 05, 2019
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Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
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Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after
How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 14, 2025
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Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina
“Bro did you hit
Nah we just went shelfing
by 69coochie-man69 October 04, 2021
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