Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 6, 2013

scoop dick

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

by Vauhgn June 28, 2016

goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

by van whalen December 17, 2009

The Daily Scoop

Maddie

Maddie is the daily scoop

by afaafasafaffaafafafs October 5, 2021

pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

Rice Scooping

The Art of Rice Scooping is when you cuff your hand and scoop someone’s breast, this is mainly a dumb game guys do in the locker room.

Rice Scooping is when you cuff your hand and scoop someone’s breast.

by RiceAssassin June 7, 2019

scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary

Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend

by Kii_wii October 27, 2015