steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link

Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

by Networked June 20, 2011

samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

Papa's Burn Pile

An eco-friendly collection of urban bonfire items (including tree branches and cardboard) that lay in a pile on a big rock until Papa (the patriarch of the house) decides to ask you to move your cars so he can light a match.

Don't worry about the wind last night--just throw those fallen branches on Papa's burn pile.

by bjlowell October 5, 2009

Flaming Pile Driver

Using hot sauce as lube during anal

Ay shawty wanna go back to my place i got some hot sauce n we can do the flaming pile driver

by BBOW December 20, 2008

mad animal pile

When 2 or more goofy pets pile up on you.

I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile

by katieemw95 March 30, 2020

Detroit Bait Pile

A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.

You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.

by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020

Amesbury meat pile

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room

employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*

by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016