Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

moist tickler

Moist tickler refers to when you get a cum shot on your dick after pulling out.

Last night I pulled out to a moist tickler.

by Erectile dysfunction April 2, 2017

Moist Chisari

The sticky patch left in a pair of undies.

Ooh that grabber blue Shelby ecoboost gives me one hell of a moist chisari.

by Grabberbythepussy May 1, 2018

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

deliciously moist

something that is so moist that it is delicious

bob: oh heck, my cake is too moist to eat. im angery
joe: take a chill pill, it can still be good.
bob: (tries it)
bob: how deliciously moist

by misterjittmisterjitt May 27, 2017

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

Moist Cheese

Seriously your looking this up FuckTards

I had some moist cheese on my burger

by Moist my Butthole337 February 5, 2018