Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

clifton lobster

A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.

What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?

“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”

by delcodelco July 24, 2019

Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011

Lobster Bass

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

by Tommy lobster December 30, 2010

Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022