Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019

Rip Lamp™

When somebody unironically shits themselves in front of a ring light.

" Gawd damn, did you see pewdiepie the twitch streamer fucking Rip Lamp™ " ?
" That shit was crazy, I almost Rip Lamped™ myself ".

by CassiTheNerd420 January 22, 2022

trim my lamp

an extinct art that had to do with the removal of hair.

When I trim my lamp, I reveive many compliments.

by Gabriel Blow March 14, 2009

arabian lamp rub

female sits crosslegged on the males johnson and rotates counter clockwise with your aided support

Arabian lamp rub
- cowgirl but with her legs crossed rotating sideways instead of up and down

by Beefycowman November 10, 2010

buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

hi im lamp

A CAMREN REFERENCE.

*Walks up to friend*
HI IM LAMP

by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018

I love lamp

An expression of love for the linux apache mysql (python|php|mysql) server otherwise known as what runs like 80% of the internets.

I love LAMP and I hate WISA.

by bazzawil April 29, 2009