Walmart Knees

When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.

"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."

by whitknee1 October 9, 2009

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Knee Knocker

Knee Knocker is a type of weapon that is shorter than a baseball bat, but long enough to swing at someone's knees. A Knee Knocker will be short enough to be portable, but long enough to reach at the knees of someone and possibly break their legs, if swung hard enough.

Often times, you'll see this being used as a self defense weapon and being at a fixed length. You can find telescoping ones and even some that can be specially designed to impact with the most amount of energy.

This person came up to me and I decided to use my Knee Knocker to knock their knees out.

by Axobun August 7, 2020

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Jesus's Knees

The holiest and most sexy knees you will ever see. They are powerful enough to kill half the universe if Jesus touches them together.

Person: "Oh my god, have you seen Jesus's Knees?"
Other Person: "No...?"
Jesus: "Hey look at my Knees!"
Both People: *Faints

by Supreme Comrade Stalin November 9, 2018

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Knee-Bag

When you store an object or objects behind your knee, whilst lifting the apropriate leg aloft to keep said object(s) in place.

"Yeh, i didn't have any hands free, so i used my Knee-Bag for a bit"

by Phatang May 12, 2009

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Arrow to the knee

Arrow to the knee is kind of a joke that originated from a video game called Skyrim. The line from the game is "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee". Many people like to use the phase "...arrow to the knee" at the end of a sentence to compare themselves to what the person can do, or what they are doing.

Man 1 I used to write like you... until I took an arrow to the knee.
Man 2 What?
Man 1 An arrow to the knee.
Man 2 Sorry to hear that.

by Alter Ego October 4, 2012

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