Kirked

When a male ejaculates and it hits him in the neck

I was spanking my monkey and I kirked myself

by Blackniggarapist October 27, 2025

Kirk

Kirk is the last name of anyone who is very sexy and is a male who lives in Thibodaux, Louisiana. This man a must also attend Edward Douglas White Catholic Highschool.

Oh you’re such a Kirk you sexy mf.

by bigdickdaddy05 February 15, 2022

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

kirk

to throw (give) neck (head/a blowjob) in reference to the fact that Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck.

yo shordy threw kirk like no other last night, shi had me floating

by Endless Pit November 17, 2025

No kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool

“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt “

by Charius38 May 18, 2024

Sexy Kirk

When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.

I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!

by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022

Kirk

To legally steal or rob

The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.

by NFLC March 14, 2022