Kelsey portwood

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022

Kelsey Smith

a woman that is (self proclaimed) a lot of fun

Can I get a Kelsey Smith shot? Cause they’re a lot of fun!

by BeardedMike February 03, 2021

kelsey and freddie

two of the coolest people alive. friends for life.

kelsey: "whats popping g"

freddie: "nothing much my drileer"

kelsey and freddie are besties

by ivegotnosoul October 15, 2023

Kelsey Smyth

Beards of the most magnificent sort. The biggest, fullest, fluffiest, most man-tastic beard a guy has the pleasure of growing.

"Dang, that guy has a kelsey smyth beard! It's awesome!"

by Joesidon October 19, 2012

kelsey brown

Kelsey brown is a very sweet and energetic person, she will sometimes be rude but don't let that get to you. Kelsey is stubborn but she is also very honest in many ways.

random girl -OMG i just befriended a kelsey brown!!!!
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.

by makakak April 08, 2021

kelsey, girl

When you meet her she is soft-spoken and quiet. But don't underestimate her. It takes a little while for her to open up but she is so much more than what you think. She is a good listener. Once you get to know her, she is quite literally the life of the party and effortlessly funny. She is extremely polite and puts others before herself. It seems as if she is never sad, but behind her joyful exterior, she can feel alone because there are barely any people that remind her of herself. Usually have light brown features and height is medium to tall. Long hair, big eyes. Enjoys shopping, sleeping, and seeing friends.

I saw Kelsey, girl in the hallway and couldn't take my eyes off her.

by Kelsey, girl March 20, 2022

kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla

four of the most realest people you'll ever meet. probably all met though one of the four and are going to be together as a friend group for a while.

kelsey: most involved in the group
freddie: the only boy is definitely gay
alyssa: probably lives far away or goes to a different school
tayla: reason why the group meet up

how kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla probably talk when attempting to meet up

: "we should all meet up soon"

freddie: " we honestly should"

alyssa: "im free on sunday"

kelsey: "same"

tayla: perfect

by ivegotnosoul October 15, 2023