Jude

Jude

I pledge allegiance, to the Jude, the greatest man of America. And to the Jude, for which he stands, one Jude, the ultimate god, indivisible, with sacrifice and Jude for all.

by nazi-party-affiliation April 26, 2024

Jude

The coolest dumb child alive but also gets simped on by every girl in existence

Hey Jude why is every girl trying to tackle you to the floor?

Jude: HELP

by lol shrek April 3, 2022

Hey Jude

a word, to explain towards the judge and the witness

Hey Jude, I didn't swear at school, all I said was what the puck to replace the letter f.

by Anahid January 31, 2024

st jude patient

This term is an insult to use when someone is balding or look autistic

Girl 1: OMG look at janet she looks like a st jude patient

Girl 2: for real bro
Janet: 👩 🦼

by Tati. Nat June 9, 2024

jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.

I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.

by hotjude February 14, 2022

Jude

Jude is a different breed. He always gets angry and violent no matter what the situation is. He can be sweet to those he truly loves but still gets a tad violent wait them. His pretty green eyes and fluffy dirty brown hair makes all the girls forget the type of person he is. He goes all soft for that one girl. Guess you could say he’s the typical bad guy to go good for a girl he likes.

Jude: YOURE STUPID AND ANNOYING

*his crush walks in*
Jude: Finn i’ve always thought you were cool

by ilovepooplolz June 13, 2022

judeing

invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:

spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills

can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.

amy: "what are you doing today?"
mike: "just judeing around."

by terateraterror December 14, 2008