White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.

Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.

by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024

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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

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