Mingetastic Elevator

An elevator that looks very much like a minge. This elevator only allows the rider to be taken home for two pounds, no other destination. You can ride it now or ride it later. If the rider is feeling thirsty, there are refreshments at the bar.

Mingetastic Elevator.This minge is goddamn crazy.

by Man of the Crimson Shadows June 18, 2009

One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

elevator mischief

When you hit all of the numbers just before you walk out of the elevator so it stops at every floor just to annoy whoever walks in after you.

Guy: "I'm really tired, but my room is on the twenty-second floor."
Girl: "Let's take the elevator!"
Guy: "Shit! Someone's been playing elevator mischief! This will take forever!"

by dancerqt137 September 3, 2010

Elevant

"Elevant" is a cutting-edge term that seamlessly blends "elevated" and "relevant," embodying a state of being both youthful and in tune with the dynamic pulse of the world. It encapsulates the essence of staying current, vibrant, and socially connected, making it the epitome of coolness in the ever-evolving landscape of contemporary existence.

I can't keep up with the trends anymore, I'm just not elevant anymore.

by Andrey Ber January 12, 2024

elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.

The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.

by Dreudian February 8, 2023

elevator neck

a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.

bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck

by nopenotlunaaaa June 18, 2022