When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
by That camel April 5, 2009
Get the Coffee Filtrationmug. Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?
Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!
Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!
Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018
Get the Coffee Huffermug. A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.
by T405ED March 9, 2009
Get the Miserable Coffeemug. by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022
Get the Freezing Coffeemug. When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.
by barkinspider December 6, 2013
Get the coffee paradoxmug. When a guy continues anal intercourse after he's already finished inside his partner, usually as a result of PME.
by JimothyJohns June 3, 2021
Get the Frothy Coffeemug. by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Get the Coffee Pinchmug.