Corporate Naughty

Corporate Naughty is a commonly used term to describe an activity, object or person that will bring immense pleasure or joy. It's the ranking officer above the word 'naughty' so can be described as 'corporate naughty'
A) Hey man I have two tickets for the big game this weekend if you want to come?
B) Wow thanks man that'd be corporate naughty !
by Lg00ld November 04, 2016
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corporate governance

Corporate governance refers to companies doing business and making money in both a legal and ethical manner.

It is about all the many different legal and ethical aspects of how any particular business organization is run and operated.

Law abiding and highly ethical business organizations are widely known to have very good corporate governance, as all their business operations are in strict compliance with all the various legal rules and regulations.

Companies that run afoul of the law and which engage in dishonest business practices are considered to have poor corporate governance and they will be punished for breaking or infringing on any legal and ethical frameworks.
If your company does business in a legally and ethically way, it is said to have good corporate governance.

If your company does business in an illegal and unethical way, it is said to have bad corporate governance.

Corporate governance is a combination of the legality and ethics of doing business for any company in the corporate world.
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Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.
Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 19, 2023
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corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.
Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.
by Farreach56 October 16, 2022
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Corporate Hack

A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.
" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.

"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.

"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.
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corporate media

TL;DR Version:

Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.

Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.

We know the client list. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Alan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning.

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Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton fam owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post...

Disney owns ABC. Vanguard/Blackrock are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.

Other countries work similarly. The biggest publication in Belgium is owned by billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.

Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer ads--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.

Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?

If you have good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)

(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?
"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the Corporate Media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."

"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List; the Corporate Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt. And Tiger Woods having consensual sex with prostitutes receiving more attention than a cartel flying to an island for children? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the MSM convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the MSM was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."
by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! March 10, 2023
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