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where’s @Arthur

When you have blue balls but can’t do anything about it.
Hey where’s @Arthur how are you enjoying your time at Coota?
by Esheg July 2, 2022
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Arthur

Todo Arthur é gado, feio, e tem um pau abaixo da média.

Mesmo assim, Arthur alem de te zoar em qualquer oportunidade, comerá sua mãe entre 1 e 7 vezes.
Eu odeio tanto o Arthur
Acho que o Arthur é gay
O pinto do Arthur é minúsculo
by Carlos, o ortopedista August 7, 2022
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Arthur

The toeiest guy possible
God did you see Arthur today? So toey
by spvcedipper August 8, 2022
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Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not
Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur
by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022
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Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not
Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur
by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022
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The Arthur

The art of grabbing your client by the neck and shoving your service down their throat.
It's been two months and we have not heard anything. It's time for, The Arthur.
by Camo2art September 2, 2022
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Arthuritis

Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "
He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "
by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022
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