i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013

Utah Vacuum Cleaner

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.

Today I'm giving my stepsisters a Utah Vacuum Cleaner.

by JaxDev1207 September 5, 2025

Nebraska nose vacuum

The act of Cummins inside of a girls vagina, and then stickning your nose is and sucking all the air out som it creates a vacuum inside of it so the cum starts to boil.

I just went to this girls house and Nebraska nose vacuumed her!

by manbun004 October 20, 2025

Loot Vacuum

Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.

Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

vacuum sealed

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.

*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”

by reelrod April 8, 2022

Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob

"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022