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twilight

A book, that people either really like, or hate with a passion. It is written by Stephenie Meyer, and is about a vampire, Edward Cullen, who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human .

It was made into a really sucsessful film in 2008.
Everyone is really obsessed with it, even if they hate it. They will try to search for every bad thing about it, and spend lots of time making a 'I hate Twilight' website, when they could just ignore it, and get on with their lives.
They also try to make fun of Twilight fans, saying they are 'Really fat and pathetic' or are Emo. This isn't true.
Some Twilight fans know Edward isn't real, and is weird and stalker-like. People don't know this. They also think Bella tried to kill herself in New Moon. She didn't.
Person 1: Oh my God! I hate Twilight!

Person 2: I know! I saw your 'I hate Twilight' website! Its really good!

Person 3: No! Twilight is AMAZING!

Person 4: Yeah, I know you idiots!

Person 5: All of you just shut up! Stop obsessing over it!
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twilight

Morley's cat.
Morley: oops, I sat on Twilight again.
by ZhaoYun May 4, 2004
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Twilight

Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.
twilight crap book
by Heavenlymo May 26, 2009
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Twilight

The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.
Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.
by K-99800 October 16, 2009
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Twilighting

To go down on a woman who has her period.
My blood lusty, hornified self was satisfied by twilighting this chick.
by MisoHoney September 14, 2011
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twilight

causes people to face palm and wish for some mind soap.

If I had to kill some time waiting for my doctor's appointment, and this book happens to be placed upon the magazine table, I would most rather read a brochure about retirement funding and health care.
For further definitions of twilight, see fail
by hularano January 6, 2011
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Twilight

The period between day and night.
Oh look mum, it seems to be twilight.
by reailist September 2, 2010
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