Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
by T91G March 31, 2022
The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 18, 2023
"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."
by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
Someone who wants you swiping on their Snapchat story.
A common tactic used be swipe artists is to leave thirst traps at the end of their stories, so you'll have to watch/tap/swipe through the whole thing.
Swipe artists can have you swiping without even noticing what you are doing.
Swipe artists have no confidence and are at an evolutionary disadvantage when it comes to development.
A common tactic used be swipe artists is to leave thirst traps at the end of their stories, so you'll have to watch/tap/swipe through the whole thing.
Swipe artists can have you swiping without even noticing what you are doing.
Swipe artists have no confidence and are at an evolutionary disadvantage when it comes to development.
“Did you see Lindsays snap story bro?”
“Nah shes a swipe artist”
“I swiped up on Johns story”
“Bro what are you thinking, hes a swipe artist”
“Nah shes a swipe artist”
“I swiped up on Johns story”
“Bro what are you thinking, hes a swipe artist”
by Tommyjohn420 March 26, 2024
by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017
Blindly swiping right or tapping like in Tinder to everything and everyone without regard to how attractive or unattractive the persons profile displays.
Derp: Dude, you just swiped right on that wildabeast!
Yolo Swiper: Yeah fuck it, I'm yolo swiping. If we match, I'll filter her out later.
yolo Tinder swipe
Yolo Swiper: Yeah fuck it, I'm yolo swiping. If we match, I'll filter her out later.
yolo Tinder swipe
by hammertime03131987 November 07, 2014