The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.
by Lyrique November 18, 2017
Get the Storm Ridermug. Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.
The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.
by basher9 May 30, 2018
Get the cluster-stormmug. When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.
by Majestyzx October 29, 2020
Get the Justin Stormingmug. A weather system, either a hurricane or tropical storm, which follows the path in the mind of the president at any given moment and is, as such, extremely unpredictable as to where it is going. This storm follows a path of destruction through areas of the president's brain which has been aggravated by questions which challenge his grasp on reality and his competence, and are therefore a direct offence to his sense of direction, and so of the hurricane's path.
She unleashed a Trumpical storm in her family when she went three days without sleep and Twittered herself into Making America Great Again by raining on a democratic parade.
by ForgetMeKnot! September 9, 2019
Get the Trumpical stormmug. by mastersquare7 November 29, 2011
Get the Storm Sturdymug. 1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.
2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!
In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012
Get the storm snakesmug. "You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
Get the Storm Johnsonmug.