Screaming Starfish

The act of surprising a peer by pulling ones butt cheeks apart to reveal an ever so slightly agape asshole, resembling a screaming starfish
Matt screaming starfished me as I woke up , I don't think I stopped quivering that whole day
by Andy276 April 28, 2017
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rusty starfish

After having a poo you forgot to wipe or have no facilities to wipe with so your poo stays on your butt hole and stains the skin resulting in anal bleaching to cure the rusty starfish
Oh my god, antie karen you smell so bad are you sure you dont have a rusty starfish
by rusty metal February 05, 2015
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hungry starfish

the anus of a man or woman that wants to be sodamized
My neighbor called me to tell me that her starfish was very hungry and to ask me if I could stop by sometime during the day to feed it. Evidently she had a very hungry starfish
by illinforyu August 19, 2009
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puckering starfish

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker
betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!
by superking October 18, 2004
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purple starfish

see x marks the spot...

add a fifth consenting adult female and place one's head (not penis) inside of preferred orafice.
Coque was not so pleased to learn that the previous night could have included a taste of purple starfish if not for his irregularly large head.
by pinksock October 24, 2005
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chocolate starfish

when someone does a crap from a great height and the shit splashes out into the shape of a chocolate starfish.
Wow, look at that chocolate starfish Mel Gibson just did on Mexico
by Madd Dogz November 02, 2005
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sandpaper starfish

man he grated me up the other night with that sandpaper starfish.
by hantay July 30, 2009
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