Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.
P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?
P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.
P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?
P2: Google it.
P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...
P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.
P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?
P2: Google it.
P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...
by tehInterweb January 20, 2009
Get the Rule 13mug. The Rules of Man
These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men
rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl
rule #2. DONT BE A COCK BLOCK
rule #3. Dont hit girls/ dont cheat on a girl
rule #4. If someone tells you to shut up, try to.
rule #5. Dont Spread Rumors
rule #6. Never try to make a girl cheat on a guy
These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men
rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl
rule #2. DONT BE A COCK BLOCK
rule #3. Dont hit girls/ dont cheat on a girl
rule #4. If someone tells you to shut up, try to.
rule #5. Dont Spread Rumors
rule #6. Never try to make a girl cheat on a guy
by Nebakenezzer May 29, 2008
Get the Unspoken Rulemug. A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
First 4 rules of zombieland
Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009
Get the Rules of Zombielandmug. An addition to Rule 36, this rule states that, if there is a fetish for anything, then therefore anything must be porn, at least to someone. To simplify: It is not necessary for a subject to contain sexual content in order to be classified as "porn", according to Rule 36. To simplify further: Everything is porn.
Person 1: Man, the internet is crazy. I bet there's even Holocaust porn out there.
Person 2: To someone, the Holocaust already is porn.
Person 1: What? Seriously?
Person 2: Rule 36A.
Person 2: To someone, the Holocaust already is porn.
Person 1: What? Seriously?
Person 2: Rule 36A.
by vashatako February 1, 2010
Get the Rule 36Amug. When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.
That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.
by The J-Dizzle July 29, 2008
Get the Rule of Societymug. by Moonbarker Osbourne July 10, 2007
Get the Rule 88mug. If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.
Friend 2: Me either...
Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.
Friend 2: Me either...
Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.
by Quacker1 February 16, 2008
Get the rule 99.1mug.