While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

When you go into a Ronald McDonald’s house and instead of giving to children and helping them, you molest them until the workers pull you off.
by Imadopted August 16, 2019

by Ronvondee November 22, 2021

by Whiskerbuscuit December 7, 2019

The only fucking person within the United States of America to have a readable signature.
Also the 40th president of the united states and a captain in the 322nd cavalry division 2 year before and throughout WW2.
Also the 40th president of the united states and a captain in the 322nd cavalry division 2 year before and throughout WW2.
by damnboihethic69 December 17, 2024
