pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.

"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."

by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024

Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.

I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.

by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025

Grouch-Pouch

a hormonal man

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.

by xp!ora March 22, 2025

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006

Stank Pouch

Another name for a woman's vagina

The only thing a woman has to offer is her stank pouch.

by E Blorbus Unimax April 26, 2025

poopy pouch

A pouch that is attatched near the hip that will drain shit out of your stomach. Usually equipped when you go thru some fucked up surgery that will cause constipation.

1. STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR "POOPY POUCH" MOTHER FUCKER!!!

2.Man, those burritos really fucked me up.. Mind if i borrow your "poopy pouch" for a few hours?

by Jim1027 October 17, 2008