Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason March 26, 2012

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Polish Carwash

Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

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It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

by El peludo Gringo March 27, 2014

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when you are fucking a girl in the "wheelbarrel" position and you start kicking her tits

last night i gave a polish bycycle to a whore, and she made me pay double.

by foreskinfury March 10, 2012

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Any act performed on a male penis.

I don't care if male athletes like to polish chrome on the side why does sexuality matter in sports?

by slaayy May 25, 2013

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A girl that believes she is high and mighty that takes it anyhwere you put it.

This Polish Princessa took it straight to the ass after dipping my nuts in Jogabella.

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When a female with braces is giving you head and she scrapes you dick with her braces.

That slut gave me a Polish Beartrap so I bitch slapped her.

by snowman29 June 21, 2006

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