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Michael

michael gets laid a lot
"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"
by I-Get-Laid April 6, 2021
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Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
by Mk <3 January 1, 2022
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Michael

Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021
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Michael

A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020
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Michael

The type of dude to wear a salmon colored shirt.
Michaels wearing a salmon colored shirt again
by Jimmy jommerson September 11, 2020
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Michael

A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
"My name is Michael and I know EVERYTHING about video games."
by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021
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michael

michael likes water
by beansontoast21 May 4, 2022
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