Jordan

A little kid who steals your shit and team name
Revo: Jordan u bish imma kill u if u don't giv meh mi stufz beck
by Storyteller/Pinocchio January 05, 2015
Get the Jordan mug.

jordan

when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.
Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers.

Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986.

Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying
by teamnegativetweet January 17, 2012
Get the jordan mug.

Jordan

Look at him! Such a big Jordan!
by Sasha12345 January 15, 2018
Get the Jordan mug.

Jordan

This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3
You see that guy over there??

Yeah, he's a dick..

He's a Jordan for sure...
by RosellaHighland February 07, 2014
Get the Jordan mug.

Jordan

Jordan fucks boys
by 2$3$&::$$33 April 15, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.

jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.
Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!
by C-Doggy October 05, 2006
Get the jordan mug.

Jordan

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard
Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart
by socially awkward May 29, 2011
Get the Jordan mug.