Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

Hillbilly bathtub

When you have a tub of bath water used by unknown multiple people for a sexual encounter.

Bending her over the side of the tub and while she slips and splashes trying to get out of the water you continue to drill her from behind. She's just been bathed in a Hillbilly Bathtub.

by LHCPITBULL August 30, 2025

hillbilly thot

landon is a fucking hillbilly thot

me- landon is a hillbilly thot.

gianelly - and i oop

by Idk111111111111 August 16, 2019

Hillbilly white snake

A hillbillies penis.

And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"

by Sachmoe1021 August 23, 2021

hillbilly blend

Something prisoners will make to get high

Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got

by minidoone777 May 27, 2018

hillbilly billo

a queer guy that lives in texas

and my favorite word
sweeney :)

shut up u hillbilly billo i dont live in texas and i aint queer

by bob daviesf December 12, 2009