Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language

by theKeith April 28, 2006

English Pig

Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.

"I may be German but you're an English Pig"

"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"

"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"

by Monkey Peanut December 9, 2008

English Twins

Siblings born on the same day, but one (or sometimes two) years apart.

Possibly a play on the idea of "Irish Twins"

The brother and sister share a birthday; they're English Twins.

by Ollie794 December 11, 2016

English nose

Someone who is DEFINITELY gay but won't admit it can be described as having an English nose. Either that or they have a nose that derives from English roots.

Girl 1: Omg he is so cute!!!
Girl 2: Keep dreaming; he has an English nose, if ya catch my drift.

by 123endmysuffering456 December 22, 2016

English teacher

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite

Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas

by N8™️ January 21, 2020

Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020