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david

DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.
ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME
by baby girl savage1 August 19, 2020
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David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010
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David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?
by IdekMann January 26, 2014
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david

david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*
by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019
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David

David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby
In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David
by Kevin sees you February 29, 2020
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David

mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.
i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by
by bitchassnigga\ August 2, 2019
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David

A man with an 8inch dick
David has a huge dick
by Lillypad August 24, 2017
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