Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017
mugGet the Vietnam Crop Dustingmug.

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Carolina crop circlemug.

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
mugGet the Tend to my cropsmug.

Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.
"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"
by Sam Manion June 12, 2016
mugGet the Crotch-Cropmug.

Crop dusting

Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra
Oh damn, Jenny keeps Crop dusting me with her rank cooter queef
by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016
mugGet the Crop dustingmug.

crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.
While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.
by jawz101 February 5, 2019
mugGet the crop dustingmug.

Share this definition