the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos

The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming

by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019

Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 20, 2011

brat commander

A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.

The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.

by Cumbre Vieja May 3, 2014

bot commands

The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill

Random Person: bot commands
Masterchill: no bot commands here

by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017